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Labor day
HOW TO MAKE A VODCA WATERMELLON?:
First give Amy the devil’s advocate a straw to suck on for her oral fixation, a watermelon, a drill, and an alibi. Then add some help from Anthony to construct a tube to funnel the alcohol. DON'T LET Amy AND KATE CARRY THE WATERMELLON or it may fall. Get professional-like assistance from Brooke and pChewy to de-seed. Throw in Kate with a giant knife to cut up the watermelon. Finally add flashes of incandescent light to capture the treasured moments of jubilation.
MELLON FIGHT:
In life all the hours wound you, the last one kills. Usually skirmishes start small and then escalate out of control, but this was never in control. Bits of watermelon seeds tossed at each other were messy but we could do better. Perhaps the hose from the sink could be a weapon of choice against Amy. Her top glistening like nose hair after a sneeze; she was soaked, defeated and the heavens rejoiced as she was brought to her watery doom.
PAR-TaY:
The standard joys of a good gathering commenced. Perhaps they aren’t what you do when you party but we pride ourselves in seizing the day. We made margaritas with some of the leftover watermelon that survived the battle royal. We danced and sang along to cheesy songs in MattyMat's room, and goofed around in Anthony's like a middle school slumber party.
Outside on the patio we smoked when we weren't out there slicing two liter bottles in half like they were infidels with a giant metal sword. Previously my favorite picture of Dicke was a giant leaf on him from my birthday. Continuing with this fetish, Dicke put part of the melon on as a hat on his head. Around 3am, James who was out doing his rent-a-cop job returned to find snoozing Steve, so he tea bagged him.
Twas a good night with some neat pics to remember it.
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