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The greatest holiday in State College is Halloween. The best way to experience it is simply viewing the 313 pictures linked above, but I'll do a drive by of some of the highlights.
For this festive weekend, Lena visited in her naughty nurse costume, though her comrade, Amy, ditched town with her nasty nurse costume. I'd like to thank Lena for entertaining me before Nicole's party by parading around in various costumes from my bag of leftover costumes, for keeping me amused the whole weekend by crashing at my place, and for babysitting Nicole with porn when she didn't want to go out Saturday night.
On Friday, Nicole asked me to run tunes at her party which meant "Cotton-eyed Joe" was played as my signature song. Unfortunately most of the Halloween songs I got for the occasion didn't copy correctly, but nothing would keep the guests from couch dancing while looking at the kewl decorations Nicole jacked from her rents and drinking the great punch spiked with dry ice to make it bubble and steam. The night ended with Tia doing some mad funny theatrical dancing. She's always good for a hearty laugh.
COSTUME PRIZES:
Lots of people did reprises of pervious years. MattyMat putting Jell-O in his hair in his Calvin and Hobbes costume gives him the craziest redo prize. Kim gets the most improved ribbon for her sexy cow gal outfit.
Julia's boyfriend, Mike, wins the prized trophy as the best character with his impersonation of Bill Clinton. I especially liked it when I found a stuffed crab and put it down his pants to give Slick Willy an STD.
The messiest costume award was no contest, Kate, with her Mardi Gras girl persona. Her drunkenness made her spill, her outfit shed feathers everywhere, and some accused her ass of taking out the speakers.
The most deceptive get up goes to volleyball Mike who had guys checking him out when he walked into the party dressed in drag.
Nicole was awesome vampire host with her blinking bling cross necklace to locate her, but I fear she played too much the host and didn't take enough time to just let go and go wild.
You can't get wackier then Dicke's daring dinosaur with a condom on the tail.
The throwback award was a tie between the Tron boys and the Mario Brothers.
Overall, the best costume goes to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory guy who blew a whistle and another person dressed as an Umpalumpa came in awaiting commands. If he can't fulfils the duties of the winner, the second prize will move up. Bret in a kid's ninja costume takes that honor.
Meanwhile if you wonder what I was, technically I was Amy even though she wasn't around to see it. Amy thinks I'm the devil and has appointed herself as my advocate so I went out as "The Devil's Advocate" fully equipped with the a devil puppet and business cards offering to buy people's souls.
The only costume I've ever done that was close as fun as being Amy was when I took a toddler's kangaroo costume, added two sets of sock em' punching gloves and went as the boxing kangaroo from Looney Tunes fighting my friends.
My fully function giant devil puppet that I named "Melof" was the hit of the party with his dancing and insults. Some accused him of stealing his bit from Triumph the Insult Comic dog from Conan, and Melof's response was, "What? Triumph, he is a very funny dog but he is only 10 years old. I'm two thousand years old!!"
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