Trouble's New Tounge Ring

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There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". Nicole thinks blogging is the latter. Currently, she is awaiting trial for sabotaging my steady blog updates. No sane jury would acquit her. Everyone knows it. With her high high-falutin lawyers though, it will never reach a trial. She might escape formal prosecution but my avid readers will know she is the excuse for the time delay in the posts. If you are reading this now and are outraged, fell free to IM her some wrath.

Still, I wrote a few disheveled outlines, but I have not converted them to the type of English mere mortals would comprehend. I guess I am a slacker. I figure the sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up. Unfortunately, I took this logic a bit too far and now my subscribers are demanding new and exciting material, some going as far as demanding their money back. To those who have sent complaints, sawed-off! I will take my sweet time missy. If you cannot rush genius, than surely you push a visionary like me. For those who give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress.

ANYwho, reviewing my web gallery flashes me back to Trouble whom I am super proud of because of the way she has transformed her life into more of what she is capable of by going to graduate school in Arizona. My dear friend Trouble has yet again done the kewlest thing. While most people succumb to sadness and loneliness when they move somewhere new, Trouble decided to take her time in a different environment to try new things. We can all learn from that idea.

Every weekend Trouble tries something new or renewed like going to the zoo or learning to salsa dance. This time her impetuous thirst for fun took her to get her tongue pierced. While most people after undergraduate become conservative and lame, Trouble is still squeezing zest out of life no matter how retarded it makes her sound, and tongue piercing do make one sound silly. All the while, she is joining prestigious groups and pursuing a PHD in child development (--No going Ahhh now I know why she is friends with you, child development, pchewy is a big kid).

Coincidentally, it was a fiery piercing that first drew me to Trouble long before we formally met. She worked as a checker at McLahahands. I knew her as the cute girl with the eyebrow piercing that could be seen in the background of our home videos of our college escapades around town. It was more than a year later that I met her for real though mutual friends. Since then, Trouble has gotten many impressive piercing and jewelry all of which I am a fan of.

The eyebrow one I think is the most personable one in the way that one should only get it if it fits their personality. Trouble has changed a little since then and her eyebrow ring has been phased out, but there is this new tongue piercing to revitalize the fun.

Most of the other piercing Trouble has I think all girls should get, such as the ear tips and the cartilage in the upper ear. I used always tell people I would like to get my nipple pierced like Trouble. Unfortunately, with fear of injury during sports and my personal lack of nipple real estate, my dream will probably never come to fruition. Still, I cannot think of a reason why most girls who are not that active would not want the nipple pierced. Similar logic goes to piercing in jungle spider nether regions.

The next big piercing I am a fan of is the belly ring. Every heterosexual male and even the monkeys that live next door to me agree that they are hot. However, we all know that girls do not really do that kind of things to get male attention as much as express themselves, compete, and impress other girls. Still, nothing says summer fun more than that little twinkle drawing your stare. For some reason I put them on par with toe rings and I just really like the gleam like a new copper penny. I feel sorry for those girls who are infectious prone and steer away from that.

The other piercing left is the glamorous exclusively personally driven ones like the eyebrow piercing or chin studs. They should be preformed for people who appreciate the art and freedom of expression rather than just being rebellious or trendy. My favorite among those that Trouble has gotten is the nose piecing. Coming from an Indian heritage, the large nose piercing worn by married Indian women always reminded me of bulls and has negative connotations from my perspective. Still the very tiny, almost glitter dot sized ones I think is kewl. In addition, I think they work for most girls no matter their ethnicity but it seems not enough girls are daring enough to try.

Well I almost feel like I should bust in on a discussions of tattoos and outline the ones Trouble has that I like, but I do not want to ruin all of her soap opera mystic. I will say the tattoo above the buttocks on the lower back is called a "San Diego License plate", just so when I mention it conversation I will not need to explanation it for what feels like the thousandth time. I am not saying that Trouble has one but that it is my general suggestion as to wear girls should get one.

So I'll just end with a shout of my approval for the most recent tongue piercing and Trouble's revitalized search to improve her life. I am proud of you babe. You remind me of that quote from the person whose cancer went into remission. They said on motivational speaking circuit, "I wish everyone could live life like you were dying." It is somewhat odd to envy the ill, but sometimes their perspective is awe-inspiring. I think Trouble has had enough hardship in her life to know how important it is to cherish your time in good health on this wacky wet world, and it is from her I get strength when I need it.

Anywho, this quick blog was just to send some love out to my sweet friend Trouble, and remind her that her good friends will keep in touch because life without you would be like a broken pencil. --How's that? -Completely pointless. (Awe, can you believe I am ending it on a sappy note? Do not try to typecast me into being just another prankster punks!)

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