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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a stick!
We didn't want it to, but we knew this day would come. The day we had to say good bye to AussMike. He taught us light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Even though we captured light 252 times it wasn't enough memories to save us from his loss.
This sounds like we're going to have to visit him. Unfortunately this last weekend of mike collided with a trip to Mikeypooh's new place that we had to cancel, but when one of your best mates leaves the country you have to send him off and how?
--We met Aussie Mike on the volleyball court so there should be some sand volleyball, and there was.
Lena and Steve arrived for a last visit and to join Pollock sand Vball.
Amy showed us here green magic grass (see gallery)
Anthony craped out a baby Brooke.
Brooke and Amy tried to burry Aussie Mike in the sand, but ended up being tackled themselves.
Everyone rejoiced.
--Aussie Mike likes meat and drinks so we celebrated dinner at Beulah's and then loaded up on suds at Bar Bleu.
Yay Celery or as Aussie Mike calls her CellArray did a drive by goodbye.
Aussie and Kate fought with food, go figure.
Hey lets get a picture of Aussie Mike with the girls, (I throw his gift, roll full of condoms) snap!
Drink after drink after drink.
Kim asks me if the pepper spray I have works. I spray a tiny sample in an ashtray leaving everyone to sneeze and leave the area.
--Aussie Mike is a great cook so we need make him make a dinner.
Of course we can't let Aussie Mike walk around in anything but a towel!
Dicke BBQs outside on the George Forman
Kate makes a scrapbook in the other room and them surprises Aussie Mike.
Hey girls, show us the gun show. Hey boys show us the gun show!
Anthony and Amy do some fancy dancing.
MattyMat spanks Aussie Mike with a sword.
Anthony lives out his fantasizes as Aussie Mike pretends to go down on him.
Lots of hugs, alcohol and toasts are consumed.
Ordinarily Amy is insane, but occasionally she has lucid moments when she is only stupid. On such an occasion Amy turns on the spinning numchucks of a ninja gerbil right next to her hair to entwine it.
Everyone jump in the bottom bunk bed with Aussie Mike for a lovefest!
I guess the lesson is the same as with most good-byes. "Enjoy yourself now. It's later than you think."
Now I have digs in Australia so I guess I'm going to have to plan a visit
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Do you believe in curses? Do you believe there are cures for curses? After this ominous tale of the bizarre, maybe you'll change your mind. Just be forewarned that this is a very foreboding tale. The whole series of events has an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Simpsons" comes on at 6:30 p.m. instead of 6:00.
Once there was a fetus boy, happy like a parasite in a woman's womb. The sun and the planet earth aligned just right to unleash a cunning curse Tuesday, September 13. The curse itself was created with something to prove, living in the shadow of the infamous Friday the thirteenth cures, arriving on Tuesday the 13. That day the curse wanted to harm the fetus so it unleashed its wrath on the woman, causing her unheard of pain to the point she couldn't take it anymore and expelled the fetus. The fetus was now called a boy and his name was Phil, but everyone referred to him by his surname, Dicke.
Nothing will ever compare to the joys in the womb, but young Dicke was still content because he had to do little in life. His mother fed him, loved him, and cared for his every need. Then another dreaded day occurred.
It was 365 revolutions of the earth after he was first cursed and born, and the planet and the sun were aligned in the same way to allow the curse to reemerge. This continued repeatedly, every time the humble planet and sun were aligned, usually every 365 days, the curse would exact its nefarious revenge on poor Dicke. The wrath was subtle but noticeable over time. It stretched him out and made him have to feed himself. Next he had to earn for himself. Every year the curse was MAKING HIM OLDER --dun dun da.
For the most part Dicke didn't notice the curse like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. Then one year he found a girl, and he thought the stories were true that love would keep you forever young and defeat the curse. When the blue planet and sun realigned, the curse was fearful, and struck hard. It targeted the girl and made her dump poor Dicke on this day. Eventually we named this alignment of the sun, Dicke's birthday. This year Dicke has found another, better girl. Are they in love enough to destroy the curse or will it destroy them? --dun dun da.
DINNER:
For Dicke's birthday we treated him to Ottos so he could get some quality microbrews. Did the curse strike when he got a nasty beer? Or maybe it was the curse when Aussie Mike and Kate started battling amongst themselves. No, no, the curse went right after Dicke's love, KT.
FIGHT:
A wet napkin bit battle raged. Dicke wanted to retaliate so he put a piece of his napkin into ketchup a straw in spitball fashion and then said, "KT I won't hit you in the eye." Now I know Dicke, he lacks the ability to do something that mean, so of course he didn't aim for KT's eye. But as my video proves, the curse curved the spitball right into KT's eye.
EVIL BDAY CAKE:
After dinner at Ottos we went to Dicke’s to play some ping pong have some cake. How evil is the curse’s ways? It maid KT buy tRick candles that Dicke burned himself trying to put out until he finally just spat on the cake to extinguish the flames. Will the lovers survive the curse? Only time will tell.
But if the curse breaks Dicke and KT up, it looks like Aussie Mike is ready to take her place (see photo above)….maybe that’s the real curse!!
Happy bday Dicke.
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Labor day
HOW TO MAKE A VODCA WATERMELLON?:
First give Amy the devil’s advocate a straw to suck on for her oral fixation, a watermelon, a drill, and an alibi. Then add some help from Anthony to construct a tube to funnel the alcohol. DON'T LET Amy AND KATE CARRY THE WATERMELLON or it may fall. Get professional-like assistance from Brooke and pChewy to de-seed. Throw in Kate with a giant knife to cut up the watermelon. Finally add flashes of incandescent light to capture the treasured moments of jubilation.
MELLON FIGHT:
In life all the hours wound you, the last one kills. Usually skirmishes start small and then escalate out of control, but this was never in control. Bits of watermelon seeds tossed at each other were messy but we could do better. Perhaps the hose from the sink could be a weapon of choice against Amy. Her top glistening like nose hair after a sneeze; she was soaked, defeated and the heavens rejoiced as she was brought to her watery doom.
PAR-TaY:
The standard joys of a good gathering commenced. Perhaps they aren’t what you do when you party but we pride ourselves in seizing the day. We made margaritas with some of the leftover watermelon that survived the battle royal. We danced and sang along to cheesy songs in MattyMat's room, and goofed around in Anthony's like a middle school slumber party.
Outside on the patio we smoked when we weren't out there slicing two liter bottles in half like they were infidels with a giant metal sword. Previously my favorite picture of Dicke was a giant leaf on him from my birthday. Continuing with this fetish, Dicke put part of the melon on as a hat on his head. Around 3am, James who was out doing his rent-a-cop job returned to find snoozing Steve, so he tea bagged him.
Twas a good night with some neat pics to remember it.
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